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homwrecker:

when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did

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lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

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allmonds:

Those 100 calorie snack packs mean nothing to me because I always eat like 3

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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